John Thomson Biography

John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, best known for his roles in The Fast Show, Men Behaving Badly and Cold Feet.

Early life

Thomson was born in 1969 in Salford, Lancashire to Mary McAleer, who gave him up for adoption six weeks later. He was adopted from the Catholic Children's Rescue Society by Andrew and Marita Thomson, a businessman and a bookseller from Didsbury. He has one younger brother, Ben (born to his adoptive parents). He attended All Hallows Catholic High School near Preston, Lancashire, leaving with three O-levels. He then attended Runshaw College between 1985 and 1987, studying for four A-levels, including theatre studies. He was described as "clearly [having] a talent for comedy".

Following this, he turned down a scholarship in America to study drama at Manchester Polytechnic.

Career

Comedy and television

While at university, Thomson met Steve Coogan, who secured him a job on Spitting Image. They would continue to collaborate on such programmes as The Dead Good Show, a 1993 Granada TV pilot also starring Caroline Aherne, Coogan's Run, the Paul and Pauline Calf video diaries (where he played 'Fat Bob') and Knowing Me, Knowing You... with Alan Partridge, which he also contributed to writing. He also appeared in Coogan's live shows as compre Bernard Righton and the two would be reunited in the 2002 film 24 Hour Party People. The two won the Perrier Comedy Award in 1992 for their act at the Edinburgh Fringe.

Thomson also played supporting roles in the first series of the Stewart Lee and Richard Herring vehicle, Fist of Fun.

In 1994 Thomson appeared in the BBC sketch series The Fast Show, remaining with it until it ended in 2001. Thomson played memorable characters such as Chip Cobb, the deaf stuntman, and Roger the Nouveau football fan, but it is as "Jazz Club" host Louis Balfour that he is most remembered, with the catchphrase, "Nice!" He also appeared in The Fast Show Live and the spin-off Ted & Ralph.

In 1996 he appeared opposite Maureen Lipman as Bob Acres in The Rivals at the Royal Exchange, Manchester.

He made guest appearances on various series such as Soldier Soldier and Men Behaving Badly in the 1990s before being cast as Pete Gifford in the ITV comedy drama Cold Feet. Thomson was known to the producers, who had previously cast him in a one-off drama called The Perfect Match. A series was commissioned that ran until 2003 and earned him a nomination for Best TV Comedy Actor at the British Comedy Awards 2001. Granada Television filmed a comedy drama called Stan the Man in 2002 in which Thomson starred as Stanley Tully a would-be entrepreneur. Some of the filming was done in south Manchester suburbs.

After Cold Feet wrapped, Thomson appeared in the Royal Exchange's production of Hobson's Choice (helped by his acclaimed performance in The Rivals). The Independent described his performance as Willie as "an extremely well-judged performance. With the slightest physical gesture and merest facial expression he conveys disbelief, reluctance, panic and finally acceptance of his fate at the hands of manipulative Maggie". His performance led to a Manchester Evening News Award nomination for Best Actor in a Leading Role.

That same year he participated in the BBC series Comic Relief does Fame Academy, being the fourth "student" to be "expelled". and in 2004, he appeared in the musical drama Blackpool as Tony Corlette.

He has also lent his voice to the revived BBC children's series Bill and Ben and Mr Windfall in Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit. Another television series, New Street Law, about a Manchester chambers, started in 2006. Thomson plays "lovable rogue" barrister Charlie Darling alongside co-star John Hannah. The second series began in January 2007.

In February 2007 he played Sir Alan Prentice, in Kombat Opera Presents... The Applicants, a spoof opera of the BBC series The Apprentice. The programme attracted 700,000 viewers according to unofficial overnights. In March 2007 he appeared as hypnotherapist Ray Bould in the three-part ITV thriller, Mobile. The producers had Thomson lined up for the role of DI Fleming, but he wanted to read for Bould because he "was up against a friend for the same part". Later that year he filmed a guest appearance as Nigel Pearson in a second series episode of Kingdom. He returned as a full-time cast member for the third series.

In October 2008, Thomson filmed a three-episode guest stint on the ITV soap opera Coronation Street, playing electrician-cum-children's entertainer Jesse, which aired in December. In January 2009, it was announced that he would reprise the role for six months. Jesse returned to Coronation Street in June, beginning a relationship with Eileen Grimshaw (Sue Cleaver). He left 2010, after his contract was not renewed. Later that same year, he portrayed H.V. Kershaw in The Road to Coronation Street, a dramatisation of Coronation Streets development in the 1960s.

In 2011, it was announced that Thomson would be joining the cast of the BBC television series Waterloo Road.

Later in 2011, it was announced that Thomson would be appearing next to the original cast (with the exception of Mark Williams) in six online-only episodes of The Fast Show sponsored by lager brand, Foster's due to launch on 10 November 2011.

In 2011, John was a contestant on the ITV celebrity reality series 71 Degrees North.

In 2015 he joined the cast of After Hours as loveable Geoff, reuniting with his old friends Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne, who played his wife Sheila. During filming Thomson was attacked by a swan on set, footage being shown on ITV's This Morning.

Thomson was a contestant in the 2013 series of Celebrity MasterChef. Since 2015, Thomson has starred in The Keith Lemon Sketch Show, playing various characters.

He narrates the Channel 4 series Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners and in September 2015, he became the new narrator of Police Interceptors. He stars in the Sky1 comedy drama After Hours, directed by Craig Cash.

Radio

In January 2008 he played Mike (Topaz) in the BBC Radio 4 comedy drama series Pick Ups. On 12 April 2008, Thomson began hosting the Saturday lunchtime slot on BBC Radio Manchester. His stint ended on 22 November 2008.

Since 2016, Thomson has been a team captain on the BBC Radio 4 panel show Gaby's Talking Pictures, presented by Gaby Roslin.

Personal life

Thomson married longtime girlfriend Samantha Sharp in 2005 and they have two daughters; Olivia (born 2002) and Sophia Melody (born 2010).

Filmography

Film

Year	Title	Role	Notes
1995	The Young Poisoner's Handbook	Nathan
1997	The Man Who Knew Too Little	Dimitri
	The Girl with Brains in Her Feet	Mr. Loughborough
1998	Up 'n' Under	Stan
2002	24 Hour Party People	Charles
2005	Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit	Mr. Windfall (voice)
2008	Inkheart	Darius
2016	Grimsby	Bob Tolliver

Television

Year	Title	Role	Notes
1990	Spitting Image	Various characters (voices)
1990, 2008-2010	Coronation Street	Gary (1990)
		Jesse Chadwick (2008-2010)
1994-2001	The Fast Show	Various characters
1994	Knowing Me, Knowing You...with Alan Partridge	Various characters
1995	Fist of Fun	Various characters
1996	Men Behaving Badly	Ken
1998-2003, 2016-	Cold Feet	Pete Gifford
2001	Bill and Ben	Bill, Slowcoach & Narrator (voices)
2004	Blackpool	Terry Corlette
2005	John Thomson's RedHotPoker	Presenter
2007-2009	Kingdom	Nigel Pearson
2009	Big Top	Plonky the Clown/Uncle Geoff
2011	Death in Paradise		Guest role
	71 Degrees North	Participant
2011, 2013	Waterloo Road	Nelson Smith / Nelson Taylor
2013	Celebrity MasterChef	Contestant
	Dementamania	Mikey Moran
2013-2014	Strange Hill High	Various characters (voices)
2013-	Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners	Narrator
2015-	Police Interceptors	Narrator
	You Saw them Here First	Narrator
	Scream Street	Various characters (voices)
2015	After Hours	Geoff
	Casualty	Dave Barratt	1 episode
	The Job Lot	Kevin	1 episode
2015-2016	Obsessive Compulsive Country House Cleaners	Narrator
	The Keith Lemon Sketch Show	Various characters
2016	Billionaire Boy	Len	One-off TV special
	The Saturday Show	Guest co-presenter	1 episode
	Comedy Playhouse: Stop/Start	Evan	1 episode
	Bargain Shop Wars	Narrator
	Celebrity Haunted Hotel Live	Participant
	The Moonstone	Sergeant Cuff