The Bachelor 5 - Episode 5 Summary

'A Tale Of Four Fateful Trips' By buckeyegirl

The mate was a mighty football man,
The host brave and sure.
Four passengers set sail that day, For a one hour tour, a one hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
when Jesse was tossed to Jessie B’s.

The weather started getting rough,
when the questions from the mom were tough.
Would the law student go to school or would Jesse
move to California?Or would the Bachelorette be lost to New York City?
Her mother said, go to school or else, her father
said respect my daughter or you’ll be history.
If not for the courage of the fearless bachelor and his date,
the date would have been lost. The date would have been lost.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from the state of Texas and the town of Mandy J.

Where Mandy was a mighty pageant queen,
brave and sure.
The weather started getting rough,
when Mandy’s dad could not come. Could not come…
If not for the courage of the Bachelor’s kiss
The date would have been lost, the date would have be lost.

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The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
With Jesse, Mandy J, and the parents.
Here on Bachelor’s isle, pageants were the talk, crowns were
shown and Jesse was lost.
The weather started getting rough when Mandy’s mom
declared: “pageants were the reason for her daughter to be the one.”

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
of Paul’s Valley, Oklahoma.

Tara was a mighty shooting queen,
brave and sure
The weather started getting rough,
when the Bachelorette said: “My dad is kinda wacky,
he likes to make people squirm. If you have something
to fear, say it now…
If not for the courage of the fearless few,
The Bachelor would have been lost, the Bachelor would have been lost.
For shots were fired close to Jesse, and when the camera crew got close, all
was well again. For beer was shared, rounds were fired and all was well on Tara’s island.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port of Atlanta, Georgia.

The Bachelorette was a mighty witch,
The Bachelor brave and sure.

The weather started getting rough,
when Jesse questioned Trish:
Why do all the girls not like you? They
told me I had chosen wrong. Tell me what I
want to know…The Bachelorette replied that
all was lost for all the girls across the nation
were hated her….

The weather started getting rough,
when Jesse said, it’s ok, honesty is
all I went…our Bachelorette remembering
an incident called I never, rushed away
to purge the guilt.

The weather started getting rough but when she
returned Jesse said, it’s ok, all will be revealed lets share a kiss….

The weather started getting rough when our might witch
sought some answers from her sis.
Her sis and her had the same delusions
and said that solutions were not easy
because Trish made people queasy.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic villa…

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny roses were tossed to the fearless few
of: Mandy J., Tara and Jessie B…What would happen next on Bachelor’s isle?

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