Next Action Star - Episode 6 Summary

'Cheated!' By volsfan

After seeing the highlights of previous happenings, we begin this episode with the final eight…four men and four women. This week’s screen test will be “watery grave” as the potential stars will be held captive on a boat and tied up as the boat begins to fill-up with water. Will our breathless hopefuls survive? Hold your breath with me as we find out!

As usual, we start 72 hours before screentest! It’s 6:20am as the houseguest begins to stir. AS peeps are waking up, we are shown flashbacks of the prior night where the heavenly hopefuls were partying and getting drunk. Well, we are shown Jared passed-out on the bedroom floor naked (DAMN BLURS)! He gets up and jumps in bed, where Melisande is sleeping and he begins to spoon her! In a confessional, Melisande explains that she “accidentally” fell asleep in Jared’s bed and that her sister had asked her before she left, if she was going to be the b!tch or the slut of the show. She then says, “Am I the slut of the show?” Well honey, let’s take a look at the situation at hand…Jared has a girlfriend at and you know about her, everyone gets drunk, you go to sleep in his bed and he jumps in naked. DOES A BEAR CRAP IN THE WOODS? Hell yes, and you are the slut of the show!

Jim the stunt diver shows up to give the final 8 a lesson in diving. All bathing beauties and handsome hunks get into swimming gear. They tie ropes to the feet of the Dewayne Johnson AKA: The Rock wannabees. They pull the ropes to take the swimmers under water and they have to struggle to make it back to the top of the water. Mae decides that she has to hold her nose. Mae darling, no one cut the cheese, you don’t have to hold your nose! I can see Mae in her first starring role…just as a ship is about to explode or sink she screams, “Let’s jump! It’s the only way we will survive and don’t forget to hold your nose!” She would be our very first soggy brain star! Well, maybe no the first, but holding your nose?…GEEZ!

Up next, the Netzero High Speed challenge! Each speculative star will be wearing a blacked-out mask for zero visibility. They have to hold onto a rope that runs along the bottom of the pool and through a tunnel. At the end of the rope, a diver awaits with an air source. They take a breath and head back the same way they came. Each has no problems except Mae and Melisande. They can’t hold their breaths that long!

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48 hours until screentest and the tension is mounting. Melisande, Mark and Jared are discussing “Mark and Jared in the morning” which is a little thing that Mark and Jared does as they act as morning DJ’s on a radio station. All I have to say is…I hope they keep their real jobs!

Hollywood stylist Brenda Cooper, sister to Elvira shows up with bathing suits for all! Is it just me or do they look just alike? Anwho, Elvira Cooper talks about how Corrinne will be a tough cookie because she is so insecure about her body. Elvira sends the men to body make-up…woo hoo…now we are getting somewhere! The men strip to their boxers and the temperature goes up about 20 degrees! *Walks over and turns-on air conditioning* Now, back to the show, John is told he has to shave his chest L and Sean has to have make-up applied to make his suntan look natural. WTF? IT IS NATURAL! John is shown in the shower all lathered up and being shaved. He has a strange resemblance to Jeff Stryker (a very well endowed porn star)! I wonder if John is…never mind…back to the show!

All the ladies are shown trying on bathing suits and then Elvira says that Corrine and Melisande that they need a boob job. Well, I am not one to advocate doing things to your body that changes what you were born with, however, their chests are as flat as pancakes!

Next up, Howard tells them to write their own goodbyes as they are going to die and this will be their last words. John is up first and does a very touching job, as I get tears in my eyes! Mae is next and does a similar job as John. Sean is next and just blows away everyone. He really gets into it and you can tell the feelings are real! I must admit Sean does the best. Jared is up next and what can I say…it was like an SNL skit and WAY overacted! Howard doesn’t like it either. The casting cards go to Sean and Mae, they will get to pick their teams for the screentest.

Sean goes first and picks Jeanne, Corrinne and Johnn. Mae is stuck with Jared, Melisande and Mark.

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