Who Wants To Marry My Dad? 2 - Episode 5 Summary

'The Story Of The Ho And The Alcoholic!' By volsfan

After the very first race the announcer says that it is time for the ex-boyfriend stakes! A banner with the WWTMMD logo is shown. The ladies place bets on a horse with bad facts being introduced to the losers and Stacy picks horse #6 (Really Suspect), Marilyn picks horse #11 (Memo House), and Suzanne picks #7 (He’s Gone)!

The winner wasn’t one of the ladies picks. The winning jockey presents an envelope to the ladies. The envelope said that since the ladies did not pick the winner, there is a surprise for all of them! THE EX-BOYFRIENDS!

The ex-boyfriends ride in on horses to reveal something bad about each of them. Suzanne goes first and she introduces us to Jeff! A very attractive dark hair/dark skin guy that looks Italian! What a looker! Jeff says that they dated for about a year and that she talks and talks and talks! He says that he would start a story and SHE would finish it! He said that she doesn’t listen because she is thinking about what she is gonna say next!

Marilyn is up next and introduces us to Mike. Mike isn’t as attractive as Jeff and Marilyn can do much better! Mike tells us that Marilyn is the most high maintenance woman he has ever dated. He goes on to say that she (Marilyn) spends an hour to an hour and a half just on her hair. Then, he drops the bomb that Marilyn dated another man while dating him. Not only did she date two men at one time…she went on two dates in the same night! Marilyn has a look on her face like, what’s wrong with that?

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Marilyn, honey, you don’t need a husband! You need a room at the local ho-tel no-tel! You can pay by the hour. WOW! We have a ho in da house!

Stacy introduces us to Stuart, a young looking gent and very attractive. One of the things that freaked him out about Stacy is that she passes gas very regularly. NOTE TO MARTY: Change her diet immediately if not sooner…not as much raw broccoli from here on out! UMKAY? However, Stuart goes on to tell us that Stacy has a sweet tooth for wine…expensive wine. He says that Stacy will order not one but sometimes two bottles of wine that range in price from $200-$500 and expect him to pay for them! Ok…now we have a ho and an alcoholic in the house!

Monday morning at the Okland house and Marty tells the ladies that he has planned three very special dates with each of the ladies. The dates will last all day and Suzanne is first! They go on a bicycle ride and end up at a winery. What? Where is Stacy? You know she is jealous!

Tuesday, Marty takes Stacy to the mountains for some snow skiing. They go to a log cabin and build a fire. Marty is cuddling and making his moves! You go dad! WOO HOO! I did not see any wine so I guess Stacy is on the wagon today!

Wednesday and Marilyn gets to go to the beach! The beach is very pretty and looks like the cliffs around San Diego. We are shown Marty and Marilyn hugging and kissing while overlooking the water!

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