The Apprentice 2 - Episode 1 Summary

'Boys and Their Toys' By Bucky Katt

Tired of good-looking self-centered twenty-something losers who are on a reality show to get an acting gig? Well you are in luck as The Apprentice is back which means you get to watch good-looking self-centered twenty-something losers who are on a reality show to get a business gig.

But before we meet the new batch of Trump wannabes, let’s reacquaint ourselves with those returning from last year.

Donald Trump
Nickname: The Donald
Age: 58
Hometown: New York, NY
Education: Economics Degree, Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania
Occupation: Businessman, real estate developer, author, television executive producer and host, womanizer
Personal Achievement: Pizza Hut commercial spokesman

  
Donald Trump’s hair

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Nickname: The Dead Squirrel
Age: 57
Hometown: New York, NY
Education: N/A
Occupation: Keeping Donald Trump’s head from getting too big
Personal Achievement: Staying unaltered for 30 years

Carolyn Kepcher
Nickname: The Henchwoman
Age: 35
Hometown: New York, NY
Education: Classified
Occupation: Chief Operating Officer of the Trump National Golf Clubs
Personal Achievement: Miss USA Judge

George Ross
Nickname: The Henchman
Age: 274
Hometown: Newcastle, DE
Education: Classified
Occupation: Executive Vice President and General Counsel of the Trump Organization
Personal Achievement: Original signer of the Declaration of Independence (go ahead, look it up)

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