A peek into the private thoughts of the bachelorettes:
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Dear Blob: I’m just writing to say hello, and wish you the best on your new marriage (I’m still only giving it another 6 months before you dump her though.)
As you know, I’m on the new season with Byron. I’ve made it to the overnight dates. I got to go to Whistler, Canada with him. It was great, I loved doing the zip track, and showing him my acrobatic skills, that you can only ever dream about again, your loss buddy. And he was so funny -- I was getting on the zip, and I got a wedgie, and Byron volunteered to get it out for me.
We got to spend lots of time also kissing and cuddling. He’s just so wonderful. This time, the girls are the ones who get to ask if he wants to stay in the fantasy suite with us, it’s all about power for the women this time. I couldn’t wait to go to the suite with him, so I sprung the card on him at dinner, and asked him to not sleep with the other girls because you (Blob) hurt me too much, and I can’t take another embarrassment like that on national TV. He agreed that he wouldn’t, isn’t he just wonderful? Anyway, we went to the suite quicker than he could say his own name. We did lots more kissing and snuggling, and we kicked the cameras out to spend some quality time alone.
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I’m just so into him. I just can’t wait to take him back home and meet my family.
-- Mary
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Dear Diary: Today was just fabulous. I’m in Vancouver with Byron. He’s just so great, despite that ugly hair-do, it makes Brian from Survivor Thailand's hair look good.
We spent the day riding Segway scooter-things around town, and had a picnic.
Then for dinner, he took me to the roof top of a local hotel for a sunset meal. During dinner, I just couldn’t contain that terrible secret any longer. I just had to finally break down and tell Byron that I originally voted for Jay. The guilt was just eating me up. But it seems that I didn’t need to worry. He didn’t care at all. I just adore him even more for his great attitude. And he feels the same about me, since I didn’t get caught up in all of the ugliness with that psycho Jayne, and that weird overly aggressive Krysta girl. They just both need to behave like ladies.
I was just so happy after dinner, when he took me to the lounge for dessert, and a serenade from some no-name singer, that I asked if he wanted to go to the fantasy suite. Of course, he said yes. We kissed some, and he fed me some chocolate covered strawberries. It was so romantic. It was great, he told me it was good just to be “close” with me.