We start the episode at breakfast on Thursday at 9:00am. Marty comes into the ladies’ room and announces that they will be going skeet shooting. Skeet shooting is one of dad’s favorite activities.
Marty is going to show each of the ladies how to load and shoot the gun. Nicole is up first and when she shoots the gun, she isn’t ready for the kickback and jumps like the gun has done something wrong! All the women act scared.
NOTE TO THE WOMEN: You have to grip the gun tight and pull the trigger smoothly! Geez!
Tammy goes next and she too jumps like she has been shot! She turns to the other women and remarks, “that’s gonna pop my implant”! If her implants pop we are in trouble! If the fluid settles in her stomach, she will go from a size 2 to at least a size 8 or 9! How horrible would that be?
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The ladies all take their turn and then out of no where trots a beautiful little doggie with a skeet in it’s mouth. It trots to the daughters and gives them the skeet. The skeet contains a message that states the ladies have one shot to hit skeet. If they don’t hit it, a negative thing will be revealed about them.
Nicole misses and the dog runs to retrieve the skeet with the bad thing written on it. Where did this dog come from? The revealing fact is that she is so untrusting that she has spent hours in front of her boyfriend’s house to make sure he isn’t cheating on her. She admits this is true. OH BOY! That is exactly what Marty needs…A STALKER!
Melanie misses next and the dog retrieves the skeet where we learn that she (Melanie) can’t cook and keeps ketchup ONLY in her refrigerator! She claims she eats ketchup by the spoonfuls. Marty needs me to cook him a good hot home cooked meal…the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach!
Suzanne likes to sit in her hot tub naked and had to erect a privacy fence so her neighbors could not see her (hehehe…I said erect). Come on guys, what’s wrong with being nekkid? I am more appalled that she built the fence!
Sharon has commitment phobia! She has been engaged twice and never made it down the isle. She was engaged at 19 & 24 years of age. The daughters press her about whether she would marry her ex. She says if he proposed today, they would have to discuss whether to get married or not. WTF? Sounds like she may still carry a flame for her ex!
Tammy refuses to change her name if she gets married again. The daughters don’t like it when Tammy gets adamant that she will not change her name PERIOD! Hey ladies, you can’t blame her! How would you like to sign your name if it were Tammy Lynn Smith Jones Thomas Michell Davis Okland? Hell, it would take forever!
Stacy has been married three times and married the second husband twice. I have never understood why someone wants to make the same mistake twice. When in a committed relationship, you should always, always try every avenue before giving up. Then, you won’t make the same mistake twice!
Marilyn is just so sore from her first shot, there is no way she can shoot the gun again! WTF? What a wimp! Marilyn asks Marty to take her shot for her and he does. At this point in time, I would be throwing the BS flag! Every lady should participate or surrender the bad point immediately! Anyways, Marty hit the target and the bad thing will remain secret!
Ring…Ring…Ring…The fax machine!
The fax states that since Marilyn won the competition due to Marty, they are going to reveal that Marilyn regularly donates time and money to the Make A Wish foundation! Good grief! How else can we manipulate the daughters? Now we know that Marilyn is a little generous person! URGH!