Big Brother 6 - Episodes 3 & 4 & 5 Summary

'The Summer of No Secrets' By pmspml5

Thursday - The Live Broadcast

We start week 2 of the BB show with the live eviction and the over hyped secret pair reveal. Most of the houseguest and probably all but a few viewers had already figured out who the pairs were so the reveal was about as exciting as watching paint dry. Michael the self proclaimed smarter then everyone else in the house dude is about the only one clueless. He is more of an airhead then Janelle.

As hard as they tried the eviction was no surprise either. Ashlea – I’m so pretty and better then you – secret partner of Janelle was evicted in a landslide vote. You know it is sad when the only “Good-bye” message they play is from your secret partner. Wow – you must have really been a biotch.

So it is onto the HOH competition which is promised to be exciting. Everyone in the house except Horny Howie swears they must win it. The competition is a True/False quiz but not only do you have to get the questions right – you have to be fast too. We all expect the blonde bimbo to be first out – but low and behold Janelle makes it all the way to last question with Eric. Eric/Janelle who will it be????

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For the first time this season I was excited – then she goes and blows the easiest question yet and we get stuck with Eric for HOH. Who will he nominate – who will win the POV – wow – what a mystery he’s only said who he would nominate like 5,000,000 times on the live feeds.

Saturday – The Food Competition

Welcome to the SNACK SHAKE FROM HELL.

The HG are paired off with each pair eating for a certain food category. The pairs are:

Horny Howie and James playing for beverages – they need to each a Sunday of Ice Cream Clams and like the loosers they are barely get 2 bits down each – No drinks for the HG this week.

Beau and Janelle have to eat Pepper Pizza for Breads and Cereals and I was watching this live on the web-feeds and the producers gave them oh at least 10 min – when they were suppose to have 3 min and low and behold Janelle and Beau win. (I think its because someone mention – how do we have PB&J if we don’t have any breads?)

April and Rachel have to eat SourCrowt and Custard for Dairy and for the life of me – can someone tell me what was so nasty about that? It had to be the easiest one there and the dip wads cant do it.

Michael and Kaysar get to drink blended Tuna Melts for sweets and it takes a whole 10 seconds for them to get it down. So far the HG are having M&M sandwiches all week long.

Jenn and Maggie get chocolate snake and of course Maggie the whimpnizoid is a vegetarian so Jenn the godess of all food competitions eats the whole snake by herself while Maggie eats the chocolate – they win Meat

Next we have Sarah and Ivette paring up to eat Poi Pot Pie for fruits and veggies – they don’t even have to eat the whole thing – just the center BB says and nope cant do it.

Finally 2 more people can go to win the all important Beer and Wine because we all know the HG are boring enough with alcohol please do not let us see them without it.

Michael and Janelle volunteer and at the last second Eric comes to the rescue and takes Janelle’s spot. I wonder why he didn’t come to the rescue on any of the other stuff – there is some food for thought.

Psycho Miko cant do it and Eric pretty much eats both portions but hey they win so the HG will be on a M&M/Bread/Cereal/Meat/Alcohol diet this week – sounds fun right.

Oh yeah – btw – Eric puts up Janelle and Mike – which by this time has been on the live feeds oh 25,000,000,000,000 times. So it’s a huge secret surprise.

Tuesday – POV Competition And Ceremony

Tuesdays show was going to be so excited that they decided NOT to push it back after the Presidents Speech but to cut it short by the 10-15 minutes he talked – ok that has to be a television first.

The POV competition is to go across a zipline moving water from one side to the other. Once your box is full the ball floats up and then you put it into the POV tubey thingy.

First up are Eric and James. 1-2-3 go - IDUITS is say IDUITS it takes them oh about ½ through to figure out that if you dump the water it goes everywhere but if you put the neck of a bottle inside the open hole – wow – it goes right in – duh. You’d think they’d never put a long thing in a hole before. James does however get the fastest time and wins the POV.

Hells bells he doesn’t use it.

I refuse to report on how many times Horny Howie talks about sex but my prediction is that by the end of this show he has hooked up with himself oh 5,000,000 times.

I also refuse to summarize the fight between Psycho Miko and Eric since the thought of discussing these 2 germs has made my head explode.

Week 2 was full of sex talk, fighting, boring same old same old – and no real surprises at all. I want my money back!!!

Who will be evicted - who will be the next HOH??? That all comes in week 3 as for me I wished we get down to the good stuff when all the NICE NORMAL people eat each other alive

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