The Real World: Key West - Episode 6 Summary

'Why Couldn't Fitz Go Home?' By volsfan

But, before I get started I wanted to thank Batts for giving us a very thorough review of last week’s episode! Batts is always a welcome relief and I look forward to his help in the future. Again, great job Batts and THANKS!

Skinny update: No eating problems for Skinny as she has licked-off all her lip stick and has been seen snacking on a Red Hot. She is all set with food intake this week!

The episode starts at the bottom of the barrel for Slutty as she has been denied the manager’s job by her roomies (and Surgar Daddy…I noticed he voted for John/Zach). Slutty has set her sites on the childish game of “I will show them” and we are going to see the battle play out here.

John/Zach has taken the manager’s job very seriously as he is trying to get everyone on track to accomplish the things that have been assigned to them…except Slutty. John/Zach reminds Slutty that she needs to call the people about the awnings. Slutty can’t be bothered by this as it will interfere with her busy day of whining, crying, bitching and complaining how whoreable her life is in Key West. Hell, I hate to break the news to her butt her life sucked WAY before Key West! I say suck it up and learn to play well with others. For some reason…I am rooting for Queen Ty dig deep in the bag to pull-out the bitch.

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Sugar Daddy is meeting with the roomies about the interior design. They all decide to go shopping. At Pier One, no decision can be made so Sugar Daddy divides up everyone and delegates certain buying tasks. It doesn’t take long for everyone to get the things assigned to them and the shopping is done!

With the shopping spree behind them everyone is back at the shop ready to decorate…except Slutty. She is still sucking hind teat as the world has fed her Sour Patch Kids. The look on her face is as if she could bite the head off of anyone that smiles at her. However, I don’t think it will be long before Queen Ty digs deep in the bag to pull the bitch out!

After working hard for a week, the roomies are pleased with the look and how the Pier One décor turned out…until Slutty becomes perv and starts peeking at John and Zach taking a shower. Slutty overhears John and Zach say that he (Zach) needs to have a talk with her. At this point, I am hoping the slit wrists scene is next but I am disappointed!

Zach pulls Slutty aside and wants to talk but Slutty says there is nothing to talk about and that everyone just has to put-up with her. Well, Slutty would last 2.8 seconds in the house before she realized that Vols would be the one she HAS to put-up with if I were in the house! There is no way I would let an immature little twit like her ruin a wonderful experience such as this!

John, Slutty and Skinny go into the shop (I have no idea why the others didn’t go) and we hear Slutty say the place looked horrible. I don’t know where her taste lies but it certainly isn’t on the “good taste” side because the space looked great to me!

Sugar Daddy tells them that he would like to see t-shirts behind the counter so everyone could see them when they walk-in. However, Skinny and baby whore have decided to dismantle the place and take everything back to Pier One and get stuff they like.

I am going to stop describing what happens here because it is very obvious that baby whore could care less what the roomies think of her and everything IS her way or the highway. I have no patience for her any longer. A spoiled idiotic child has NO business being in business.

Sugar Daddy tells everyone to stay home the next day and he will finish decorating the space. He basically tells John that they are going to have to learn to work as a team. The camera pans the area and it looks as if a tornado came through…stuff is thrown all over the place.

A house meeting is called with Queen Ty in rare form. Queenie prepared for the meeting by hiding the phone so Slutty would not have an excuse to dodge the confrontation. After all the piss and vinegar towards Slutty nothing has changed, as it is all about her and how she is the victim.

Slutty immediately calls Martin (her boyfriend) to whine, bitch, moan, complain and cry. She tells Martin she wants to come home. Hell, would someone please tell me why she COULDN’T go home? NOW?

OH.THE.DRAMA!

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