Dorothy: (Since Al and Bill both make her skin crawl) She says she wants one of the 2 girls left to win.
Bill: (Salutes himself)He says he is tired of not being in control.He said he had always been in pretty good control but now he wasn't.
Heather: (Crosses herself)She says observation is the only thing that will get her to the end or an exemption.But it's an honor just to get nominated!
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Bribs: He says he has played within his ethically and morally boundaries.He also says he is just now realizing that there are 5 players and one of them is the mole.A little late for that don't you think?
Al: He doesn't say anything.
Day 31-Rome
They go to Rome and spend a day of rest there.We are shown a picture of the players throwing coins in the water.
Bill wished to feel...anything.
Al dreams of getting rich making moonshine.
Heather wishes for an exemption--No really!
Dorothy dreams of dancing with the SuperCoop.
Bribs hopes that Heather will dump her fiance for him.
Then Bill,Heather,and Dorothy get tattoos.
Bill is disappointed it isn't a real tattoo;so he would know what it is like to be human.
Heather just loves her new gnome tattoo-with piercing blue eyes...she isn't wearing her glasses.
Dorothy is psyched that she finally did something really risky.
They leave Rome and drive to Laquila.Bribs thinks it would be cool to make it to the end without getting an exemption.
They arrive at Lokalo's Daily Market in Peoxadwomo.Cooper tells them they're going to play a game worth $30,000.Heather and Dorothy volunteer to be the shoppers.They are given 200,000 Lire,which is equal to $100.They must buy 10 items within 1 hour.
They struggle at first,to take the VISA immunity challenge,but realize that it's the experience that priceless...For everything else there's a Mastercard.They decide to go for strange cheap items.They complete the task.Meanwhile Bill finds a human skull--Patrick's!
Next,Cooper tells the guys that they must sell the items that the girls bought and make a profit.So they must make at least 200,001 Lire.Well you just know this is going to be a snap; afterall--How can they possible mess up when using counterfeit "BILLs"??? Al realizes quickly that the items were strange and would be hard to sell.Harder than his pungent "Toe-Jam Wine"--I think not! They must make a profit off the items by the time the market closes at 1:00.
They have alot of trouble selling the items at first and come to the conclusion that the girls would have sold the stuff easier. Well I guess it's understandable, Al and Bill probably couldn't sell meadowmuffin, milk; although they could make a fortune if Bribs was on the auction block--I mean, what woman in her right mind wouldn't bid on Bribs?
Away from the game, Heather and Dorothy are making a coalition. Heather convinces Dorothy she isn't the mole, and since there's no reason to mistrust anyone in this game--Dorothy should trust Heather, at least as much as she trusts her "Caucasian,Italian" Mother!Then they discuss their strategy,which is to make the other players mess up on the quiz.Oh I do hope Heather is alot better at "strategising", then she is at winning exemptions.
Back to the game,the guys continue to struggle.They come up with a plan to sell their own stuff.Can you just imagine it folks: Al's shoes, sprinkled with a fragrent dose of Toe-Jam powder. And Bill could always sell Bribs famous "Mole Killer"--We all know that's even more reliable than "Enron"!!! They sell 2 pairs of shoes for 50,000 Lire, equivalent to $25. Then Al decides to sell kisses for 2,000 Lire, equivalent to $1.00.Maybe they would have had way more luck if they had chosen Bribs instead--Yah think? No one buys one and Bribs says if he was a woman Al would have to pay him to be able to kiss him. Well if I was a woman, Elavia's Bribe, wouldn't be enough--I'd need to have anathesia!
A man comes by with a Romeo and Juliet book and leaves his money. I guess he left his "Julius Caesar" one at home.Al gives it back to him, so $10,000 is added to the pot.
They make a last effort to try to sell everything for 120,000 Lire.They have no luck and lose the game.